Monday 25 April 2011

For your ears only;

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm sure you're all wondering who I am, but my name is inconseqential. All you need to know is that I'm not here to harm you, or to have any of my companions harm you.

(There is no need to cry, madam, this weapon is just for the cameras.)

Please, my dear friends, listen to what I have to say. I will only say this once, so pay attention."

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